Terrific exercises in anthropomorphism, the crafty greedy things with their tongues hanging out and expressions of complicity. Have you ever seen so many tongues on one web page -all pink, wet and quivering!?

How good to see the dog lounging on the IDEAL tin adopting the exact pose of our own Prime Minister at the Dispatch Box at Question Time. The same look too of alertness and the need to satisfy.

The dash advert has the complexity of a tree stump borne aloft by Possums on which there is a large quivering blob of pink goo. I took this to be a consumerist diagram of the entire Universe, but realised in Hash.